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Sneakyjew

There are some sounds that everyone loves…

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of fire
  • The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

Comments (31)

S

The cats purring is the most important

C

I don’t get it.

N

Oh-uhhhh those are some nice.......sounds? That third one, is it your favourite? 😐😬

J

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P

Weeeowowowownweeowowooww police

C

I love the sound of heads being sliced off of the people who have disrespected me. hahahahahahhahahaah

S

The third one is even better when you know it's someone one who fukin deserves it

N

shoes on gravel.check crackling fire.check snapping necks.triple check cats purring.check

O

you forgot 'the screaming of those who dare to insult me as they burn to ashes which I can then stomp on because i'm bored'

M

This was stolen from tumblr

M

ME YOURE SO RIGHT LETS BAN THE INTERNET

R

What about the sound of swinging a chicken over your head?

B

one of these things is not like the others

K

My fav noise is the screams of the innocent burning so a fire, unable to breathe or escape, shrieking for life, but it will soon be gone. -Keply

C

HMU HOMIES

S

but it's not a joke =^.^= i deserve to die

T

You forgot about watching the flames crawl over someone while the flames crackle

J

This makes a lot of sense if you know who i am cause i like all those things.

T

No joke these ALL r my favorite noises ( especially cracking of my enmities necks ) 😏

T

My favorite noise, honestly, is the snapping of my enomies necks

H

why snap their neck? Stab them in the stomach so you here that blood curdling scream that fills your mind with satisfaction of what they deserve.

O

why not hit them with a f...ing plane

A

Calm, down, Osama. Calm, boy.

Y

r/woooosh

D

PURE GENIUS

H

Then kys suicidal human

A

I would do it gta style: You gotta buy an RPG stand, super far away, fire it, listen to my favorite sound (explosion), see my enemy's horrified face (my favorite sight), and then watch everyone run away to their mamas.

O

I love how he just put it as third and then put cats purring as if snapping necks isn’t the most amazing and asmr sound

H

Yes the third is my favourite

R

187644663

M

5 stars would recomend

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