Sneakyjew
in Morbid jokes

There are some sounds that everyone loves…

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of fire
  • The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

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The cats purring is the most important

I don’t get it.

Oh-uhhhh those are some nice.......sounds? That third one, is it your favourite? 😐😬

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I love the sound of heads being sliced off of the people who have disrespected me. hahahahahahhahahaah

The third one is even better when you know it's someone one who fukin deserves it

shoes on gravel.check crackling fire.check snapping necks.triple check cats purring.check

you forgot 'the screaming of those who dare to insult me as they burn to ashes which I can then stomp on because i'm bored'

This was stolen from tumblr

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What about the sound of swinging a chicken over your head?

one of these things is not like the others

My fav noise is the screams of the innocent burning so a fire, unable to breathe or escape, shrieking for life, but it will soon be gone. -Keply

HMU HOMIES

but it's not a joke =^.^= i deserve to die

You forgot about watching the flames crawl over someone while the flames crackle

This makes a lot of sense if you know who i am cause i like all those things.

No joke these ALL r my favorite noises ( especially cracking of my enmities necks ) 😏

My favorite noise, honestly, is the snapping of my enomies necks

why snap their neck? Stab them in the stomach so you here that blood curdling scream that fills your mind with satisfaction of what they deserve.

why not hit them with a fucking plane

Calm, down, Osama. Calm, boy.

r/woooosh

PURE GENIUS

Then kys suicidal human

I would do it gta style: You gotta buy an RPG stand, super far away, fire it, listen to my favorite sound (explosion), see my enemy's horrified face (my favorite sight), and then watch everyone run away to their mamas.

I love how he just put it as third and then put cats purring as if snapping necks isn’t the most amazing and asmr sound

Yes the third is my favourite

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5 stars would recomend

HA SO TRUE

Hell yeah ( lol im kidding I don't like the sound of snaping of necks)

BRUUUHH y do people luv violence so much I would slice their heads off with a f**ckin bread knife and feed them to the birds....

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Number 3 lmao

this is great

the therd one is the best

ahh so true

I was like: same, same, same, ...WAIT WHAT THE F*CK, same.

Or the sound of twisting off the legs of your own brothers :)

Facts

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agreed

As soon as I finished I noticed and I was like oh scrap that's so Goss dang deep man πŸ˜‚

let the satan upon me

don't forget the snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. they sound satisfying.

Damn guess I'm different because call me crazy I like cats purring the best. Lol