Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
I'm gay.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.