Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Gay.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.