Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Kollaps
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
There are more than two genders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
Looks like he never charged up fully.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Weedle will make you high.