Worst Jokes Ever
Cameron and Pav.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.