Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Worst Jokes Ever
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
I wish you guys all died.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
My brother
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
