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Worst Jokes Ever
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
I'm Gay.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Pooooop.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Canada.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
