Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
