Worst Jokes Ever
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Your website.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
đź‘Śneck
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.