Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Kill yourself, hoes!
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Robert Ryall
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Your mum!
Hurricane Irma, it blows.