Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
Cleveland Browns
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
All you need is a razor blade in life.