Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Worst Jokes Ever
Greg is a pedo.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Trump, must I say more?
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
