Worst Jokes Ever
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.