What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Worst Jokes Ever
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
My life.
Kill me, please.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
I fell down yesterday.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
