Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
My abortion.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?