Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your Dad.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Jakob's life.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.