Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.