Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Electricity.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."