Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Here's a joke: Your life.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
I sucked a dick.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Gay.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
