Worst Jokes Ever
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Mom!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.