Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
A chicken is delicious.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.