Worst Jokes Ever

What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?

He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

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I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!

Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?

Ayo, the pizza here-

OH N*GGA!!

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

1 hour challengeeee.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.

"AOT is mid."

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Let's talk.

My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...

What's the difference between a dick and a rock?

One's hard.

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

Suicide

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.