Worst Jokes Ever
No joke.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Wow, no SP jokes?
Your mom.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Yours!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.