Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Worst Jokes Ever
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What is an owl that wears armor?
Yo mama so fat...
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.