Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Big (DYM 78).
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.