What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Worst Jokes Ever
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Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝