Worst Jokes Ever
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Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
RIP Candace.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
in (DYM 71)
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.