Worst Jokes Ever

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Why did Billy fall off his bike?

Because his dad threw a chair at him.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

Epic gamer.

Let's chat here, Prince.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.