Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Jorden CalerendiΓ‘.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

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  • Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

    Bianca (πŸ˜”): Yes, for you it is.

    Carly (😟): What's wrong?

    Bianca (πŸ˜•): Nothing, nothing at all...

    Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

    Carly (πŸ€”): Hmmm... Jordan???

    Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

    Bianca (πŸ˜”πŸ™„πŸ˜’): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

    Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

    Bianca (πŸ˜’): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

    Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

    Bianca (πŸ˜”): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!