Worst Jokes Ever
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
First (DYM 68).
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Cause I am Batman!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.