Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

    Friend: Sure.

    Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

    Friend: Why?

    Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.