Worst Jokes Ever
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Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.