Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Gwen?
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep