I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims, they did 98 stories is 10 seconds
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said “Celsius.”
jeans! (DYM 98)
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.
