98 jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Jeans! (DYM 98)

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."