42 jokes
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Memes
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
doin (DYM 42)
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
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Community
Hello everyone, can we please stop these polls? (The polls where people go against each other) it's rigged and none of the results make sense. For example, in the battle with Madi vs. Heroin, 42 people 100% did not vote. And Perc could have never won against Jake (this is just my opinion)
the dumb language dude is so fake cause the world record for most languages spoken is 42
Guys on page 42, number 6.6, Its the fnaf song in my band book :)