42

42 jokes

Anniversary

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

Van

How many times does 42 go into 9?

Get in the van to find out.

Incest

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Memes

Zebra

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Mum

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

John Cena

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

Memes

Community

Hello everyone, can we please stop these polls? (The polls where people go against each other) it's rigged and none of the results make sense. For example, in the battle with Madi vs. Heroin, 42 people 100% did not vote. And Perc could have never won against Jake (this is just my opinion)