I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
42 Jokes
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
doin (DYM 42)
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
