Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
How do you find a red neck virgin?
Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
I like wine how I like my woman. 4 year old locked in a basement.
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
