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25 jokes

Slut

  • Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

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  • Men

  • Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

    25 at a time.

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  • Height

  • 62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

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  • Teacher

  • Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.