25 jokes

What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.