1963 jokes

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.