1963 jokes

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.