1 000 jokes

Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.