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Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
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Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Humanity.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?