1 000 Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

King

A photo of a row of old books. The titles on the spines create a funny sentence: THE KING WHO CAME SHARTS. LET US FOLLOW HIM.

Jokes

Sun

Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.

Shotgun

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

Pound

Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.