i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole
how much emo kids dos it take to screw in a light blub. none they just sit in the dark and cry
what dos a orphan call a family foto taking a selfie
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why can't orphans have sex? They have nobody to call "daddy"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire? Hot wheels
My dad died in the 911 he was a good pilot
Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
I told an orphan his dad is spider man far from home
Punch a orphan what are they gonna do tell their parents
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
