The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
q: why is the tower of piza leaning a: because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
Titanics is more bent than a hairline
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
Get in the Batmobile robin
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
osma bin laden playing mw2 Air Strike inbound
What do you call a autism daughter
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
