Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag because he was to fast
What's the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
your hairline got suspended is not coming back..
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
Ever seen twins? If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal because the dad never came back with the cow
