What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Worst Jokes Ever
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Can I get a HOYA?
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
