A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
I gave an emo kid money He gave me the great depresson
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
The emo kid tried to give the tree high five but the tree left him hanging.
l like ur mom naked
why are orphans so bad at baseball. because they can't find home
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What do you call useless skin on a penis A man
roses are red and violets are blue i have 5 fingers the third ones for you
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know home base.
What do genders and the twin towers have in common?
There used to be two now it’s a sensitive subject
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
