You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Hi son
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999
if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
mase looks like a fat gay dude
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
I have to take out the trash but I couldn't find you
You're so tall that you were measuring tape
You signed up for football but you're no good
You have thin feet of the people think you were a duck
Your mom is so ugly you look like her oh got em
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
The only thing longer than the great wall of china is your hairline
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
