Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.