Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.