Worst Jokes Ever
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
F*ck my ass.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.