Worst Jokes Ever
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"