Got kidnapped in Iran Luckily iran
I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door
I go out with enyaw , now she is just gay
I go out with enyaw now she is just gay now
My friend enyaw is gay she is a cunt
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight year old girl then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture and train her as a suicide bomber
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfpeepee
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? A nervous wreck.
Fat teachers be like: I hope you're paying a ten chin.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cockadoodle die...
what do you call a picture of an orphan a selfie
what do you call a picture of a orphan selfie
Imagine orphans watching spiderman no way home.
what do you call a priest gay! hahahahahaha
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
ur mom is emo
