like if your bestfreind is emo
What does Michael jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
your hariline is like quandel dingigle its so goofy
my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
Stephen hawking can pass any test but there’s one test cant pass it is the pacer test
are you acid cause i want to throw at my face
Life is like a box of chocolates it doesn’t last long for people
Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
ur orphan
ur emo
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it- a lady asked me to check her balance..... so- I pushed her...
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
