Worst Jokes Ever

A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

Heh.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?

Because it was a cunt.

Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?

Shoo Ting.

How do you get a transwoman to commit suicide?

Use he/him pronouns on him.

What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.

What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?

An hour later, you're hungry—for power!

Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

What did the builder say after the foundation?

"Employees!"

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"