Worst Jokes Ever
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.