Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.

I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.