My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared hot wheels
We where watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said "Man they are really bad at Jenga"
Whatโs the best way to get gum out of hair Cancer
me: why did the chicken cross the road? my friend: the get to the other side? me: no, to get to the idiot's house my friend: oh me: knock knock my friend: who's there me: the chicken
annabeth "Percy waters up with u?"
why was 10 scared because he was inbetweener 9/11
Why do orphans' have water with their ceral? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye
I am whoopin my doges a$$ if u like u can free him
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
the twin towers are like my dad, they are never coming back
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
