What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
Worst Jokes Ever
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
