People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Where's your off button?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
