what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
Yo mama is so fat she wakes up on both sides on the bed
Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.
Science experts say when your get mad,punch and orphan what are they going to do tell there parents?
Ur hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwhiches
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Emo get jealous When their Phone dies
Which one will fall from the tree first? The leaves or the emo The emo doesn't fall
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or iβll cut it out
There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
my teacher called me beautiful i hate when she lies
why do emo kids not like trees? they always leave them hanging
your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter then it.
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
your disabled joke on you canβt stand
Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
