Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
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Alright listen up, genius. The dude's friend has cancer, like the disease. But our "comedian" here thought he was just being flaky because of his zodiac sign, which is also called Cancer. You probably didn't know that because your brain is smoother than a bowling ball.