my ass itches
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different
stop blaming bush he is white, it couldn’t have been him
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night lol
im dying... sike i lied you thougt i died
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
Depression jokes is like food...not every people get it
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy sorry bout the joke rampage
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
I Can't Stand Disability Jokes
your hairline is so bald Mr. Clean even said its bald