This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Jenga
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
dam didnt know this site was about harry pot-
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere 💀
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones
Its tiring being straight 24/7
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family? (There is no F in orphan)
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find God he'll help you!" and than the man said “There’s only one way to get to God and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?”
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?" Her mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy tool the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we fucked without a condom!
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Bros got barcode arms
What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
