Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said "you know you wanna"
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
why is america so bad at playing jenga? because they already lost two towers
you so ugly you make happy meals cry.
how much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
Enough with the Nazi jokes They make me führeious
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF YOU TAKE KIRBY’S FOOD, HE WILL STAB YOU
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DON’T WANNA SAY THIS, BUT I HAVE THE FLU.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree... The apples get picked
What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
