What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
