Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

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Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.

What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!

What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!