Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Boomer.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))