Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • Clash Royale

    Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

    Twin Towers

    Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

    Twin Towers

    Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.