Worst Jokes Ever
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Can you fuck me, please?
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.