Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.