Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
what do you call a boy panera bread
panera balls
what do a banana and shampoo have in common
ur mom
whats the difference between an umbrella and a tree
idk
what do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
panera fled
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different l Kinds and types of music willingly I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post if you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children
👧👧👧 👧 Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
