My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She gets home her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming. She leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
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me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
Anonymous1 day ago A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams 2 0 0
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to to stand up for himself
Bro you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
You are so ugly when the devil saw u he said Jesus Christ
