Worst Jokes Ever
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.