Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan