Worst Jokes Ever
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.