Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.