Worst Jokes Ever
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!