Worst Jokes Ever
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.