Worst Jokes Ever
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
Jokes suck.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Jimmylikeskids4
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.