I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
what do you call the ghost of a chicken? a poultrygeist!
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
What did the north tower say to the south tower...catch you later
walk in to a gun store everything was half off I didn't know back to school shopping started
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-rest
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick...she still isn't talking to me
Boss: Have a good day Me: *goes home*
To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
Why was the orphan stupid
:because his parents couldn't guide him
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
