Worst Jokes Ever
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.