If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me
your hairline is do fat that when you meet santa your fatter then him and your mom.
Your hairline so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it
someone i know is an ant. i feel like a mountain to them.
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
your forehead is so big you think in 4k
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
your hairlines so far back even andrew tate rejected it
you live in the airport
whats orphans favourite shop , home depot
your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
