Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Give a like if I have no friends.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.