Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."