Your forehead is so big, I thought it was mount chiliad
They laughed at my drawing so I laughed at their chalk outline 😈
Iron jug
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
racism
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates earth out of its orbit
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
your hairline so bad it went down like the twin towers
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
Yo mama so stupid she though a quarterback was a refund
