Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.