Worst Jokes Ever
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
I'm a rapist.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."