Worst Jokes Ever
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What's life if you don't have one...
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
I cummed on the alley.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.