Worst Jokes Ever

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.

Patient: It runs in the family.

Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

Bf: What do you think about our love?

Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

Marcus is gay.

Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.