Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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    • Jack and Jill went up a hill

    To pick some dill.

    Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

    And he needed a painkiller pill.

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    • Penaldo

    • I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

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    • Rape

    • Rape isn't a joke.

    It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

    It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

    Like this if you agree.

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    • Stuff

    • The Good Old Days.

    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

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    • School

    • What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

    When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

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    • Pass

    • Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

    - 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

    Better than Elanga?

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    • Teacher

    • So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

    A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

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    • Leprechaun

    • Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

    Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

    Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

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    • Prick

    • Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

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