Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.