Worst Jokes Ever
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...