Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Russia.

Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.