Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.