Worst Jokes Ever

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.

Olivia Rodrigo

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

What is a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.