Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer...Because she's a girl.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
do u know ligma? have fun rubbing those ballz in ur tomatos
do you know ligma... potatos
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
#RIPBOZO
knock knock whos there? twins. twins who? twins go boom boom today on 9/11
me 911 you died 911
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
what does 6 tell 7? "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
i don't like twin tower jokes they always tend to crash and burn
my freand said where is the trash i said look in the mirror thear is the trash
Guys look at the comments omg
Why cant orphans play baseball They cant find home base
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
